Talorn

Fuckin' A, Bahamut and ...the Shit

Here we go!

So we’re all back at Hilltop. Some dude points at Tristrim and he bolts out the door. Evennia won’t let us chase and murder him, so we discuss what to do next. We decide to do the Lord of the Rings thing where we put pillows under our sheets and attempt to watch them get stabbed from another inn. We all head up to bed “wink” “wink”. We all get distracted and try to fill the buckets in the corners with poo. A lot ends up on the floor. Anyways, we all drop out the window and head to The Jade Tea House.

We decide for Gabark to head out first. He makes it there without issue. Evennia and Tristrim get their stealth on “avoiding lamp posts and people…with hoods up and whatnot covering our faces”. They’re spotted by the night guard, but they only really notice a 7’ dude rolling by. Rhogar heads out trying to look normal. And he does. Rombolas sees some night guard but nothing else is really noticeable.

There is a slight asian woman who asks us if we want tea. We all take some and Tristrim thanks her and says “Praise to Bahamut”. The tea tastes like shit. We get one room and head on up. Gabark is sleeping in the closet. Rhogar is sleeping by the door, Rhombolas by the window. Tristrim takes the big chair in the corner and Evennia the king size bed. During the third shift (Gabarks) there is a large crash of something coming through the window. Glass covers Rhombolas and he’s all like “uhhhhhuhuhhh”.

Its a NINJA and it yells “I’m an assassin, and I’m going to assassinate you!”. Gabark is all like “Why’re you trying you kill us you dick? We didn’t do anything.” Assassin says that there is a huge bounty for killing one of us. We’ll beat who out of him.

The battle isn’t going well for the good guys. This guy is slippery. He attempts to grab Evennia…and does! Evennia whips out the diplomacy of the gods and tells them to instead go after Isila — who’s head holds a much larger bounty (probably). He says he’ll let us go, but we need to burn down The Jade Tea House to make it look like we escaped. He also tells us that the Mayor is the one who wants us dead. The others from the shipwreck apparently were all talking about how awesome we were and they figure out that it must have been Evennia.

Tristrim goes and confronts the front desk lady. “Hey cutie, where you going?” She says something about money. Tristrim fails to sex her up so he mutters something about her being a bitch and leaves. Gabark flys out the window. Rhogar warns all the other patrons. Rhombolas burns the place down but can’t find the little lady so he can shut her up.

The group discusses what to do next. Rhogar suggests we tell someone we trust about Isila. Its down to either her parents or Farmer Joe. Evennia isn’t sure her parents would keep us hidden, so we head out to see Farmer Joe. We get there and Farmer Joe is all happy to see Evennia and is curious about the giant dragon.

THE STORY COMES OUT!!!

Evennia is in trouble from when she helped Isila escape way back when and not shes found here. She tells Farmer Joe that Isila is gathering an army and asks Farmer Joe to warn her parents. We refuse to stay with him because we don’t want to bring him trouble. He tells us to go on into the Moon Forest and in there there is a cave we should go try and hide in. He offers us some food and Tristrim gets all serious and asks Farmer Joe to go find Jesus Pig who’s tied up at The Jade Tea House and asks him to take care of him. And not to worry, Jesus Pig is really smart and will listen and learn and stuff. Before we head off, Gabark pulls Farmer Joe to the side and whispers something to him. Probably sweet nothings.

We walk for an hour and find the cave. It’s adorned with a pretty sweet rock overhang, it has about 500sq (50×10) feet of floor space and a pool at the end. We talk about where we’d like to head to next. The Mason Dixon Mountains? Vandriel?

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